for(int count = 0; count < 1000000000000000000000; count++)
{
Console.Writeline(”Would you like to buy this t-shirt?”);
string answer = Console.ReadLine();

if(answer == “yes I bloody do!”)
Console.Writeline(”Good stuff”);
else
Console.Writeline(”Well why not? It’s perfectly good and sums your existence up completely”);
}

If you don’t know what “the numbers”, 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 mean, then you really have been living in the dark for the past year or so. On the other hand, if you are fully aware of the cursed but highly lucky set of numbers from the ABC and Channel 4 series LOST, then why wouldn’t want to buy this T-shirt, and use them on the national lottery?

Hurley did, and he won $114 million on the lottery. Of course, the day after he won his winnings, unusual things began happening to people around him. Such as when his grandfather dies during an interview with news crews, then lightning strikes the priest at his funeral. His mother breaks her ankle when getting out of his car to look at the house he bought for her, then the house catches fire, and not forgetting his previous place of employment gets smashed by a meteorite. No big deal though, right?

The glider is slowly being adopted an the un-official emblem of the hacker / cracker community.  Shown here in lime green on black, the design is also available in other colour combos, including silver and glow in the dark.
For more about the glider see http://catb.org/hacker-emblem

Whether your in your car wardriving for open networks, or prefer to do your network snooping on foot the same dillemma faces us all: What to wear.

Luckily Shirthead have come to the rescue with a line of T-shirts and accessories designed with Wardrivers and war-walkers in mind. We’ve even included snazzy silver print and glow in the dark logos. There is no excuse for looking shabby when wardriving anymore.

Every now and again an invention comes along that’s so radical, so revolutionary, so downright awesome that it is included in fruit salad cartons. I’m talking, of course, about the spork. Not the foon, or the splade, not even the knork. No. They are mere pretenders to the hybrid utensil throne.

So if you carry a spork about your person at all times, as I do, then why not get this t-shirt? I’ll leave you with this quote about sporks that sums up my feelings perfectly:

“A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existence. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small.”

Everyone and their dogs know you on MySpace. You are the friend to have, apart from Tom of course. You are damn cool!

However, when reality hits and you end up standing in the corner of your favourite club drinking your VK, why not instead wear this T-shirt, and walk around loud and proud flaunting yourself at any near-by random people, and see if they recognise you from MySpace. I’m sure they will, honestly…

If you’re the type of forum user who just posts random stuff, or replies to threads you don’t really have a clue about, repling with posts such as “I agree with that” and “Likewise”, then this T-shirt is defiantly for you.

You blatantly are only posting those type of posts to get your post count and rank higher, just to beat your knowledgeable friend who actually does know something. Instead of keep posting, buy this T-shirt, let the forum users know, have a laugh, and then walk away from the computer.

Does a logo of just three friends not do justice to your awesome friends list? This t-shirt let’s you show off your popularity and gain the respect of those who only have Tom on their friends list. The funky myspace crowd logo is printed in matt silver flex to stand out - just in case anyone was unsure of just how popular you are.

You met her on Myspace and against the odds she was neither a munter, a 12 year old lying about her age, a 40 year old bloke or an undercover policeman. She must be the one.

How though do you take that difficult step towards being more than just online friends? Easy - let your T-shirt break get straight to the point for you. If she turns out to be a bunny boiler after all you can always throw on a jumper!

We just can’t get enough of a rotten pun, and this shirt is no exception. Perfect for the Myspace user who can actually tear themselves away from the computer for long enough to venture outside - or indeed the closet myspace user who picks up wi-fi in their potting shed.

T-shirt reads: Myspades - a place for gardeners