Everyone hates spangly, pointless Flash intros on websites, that’s why the “skip intro” button was created. So why not apply this concept in the real world?
Have an annoying friend/spouse? Purchase them one of these t-shirts and you can save yourself much time and effort on boring conversation.
“I’m sorry I’m going to have to stop […]
You’re awesome right? More awesome than google.co.uk? or bbc.co.uk? Damn straight you are! So advertise that fact with this snazzy little number showing that you have achieved the internet Holy Grail that is PageRank 10!
What’s that? PageRank isn’t everything? What the hell do you know!?
My link-backs, you want them.
The truly awesome don’t need to brag. They quietly advertise their awesomeness.
Wear one of these and you’ll notice a change. There’ll be knowing nods at web design conventions, forums the world over will be buzzing with talk of “the one who wears the t-shirt”, ALL women EVERYWHERE will fancy you.
So what are you waiting […]
I often like to wear this t-shirt at social occassions. I take with me a friend who I designate as my “aggregator”. Throughout the evening I whisper XML code in their ear which my friend then passes on to others in a form they can understand. Invariably people then copy what I have said […]
RSS based puns. They’re few and far between. We played with a few: “Get of my field of vision you RSS candle!”, “Get bent you worthless RSS heap!”, but we decided to go with a classic. Short, punchy, to the point. Inspired.
Well, you think of a better one…
Spam: Love or hate it, you just have to hate it. Spread the word about spam, but in a way that doesn’t hack off the entire planet by filling their inboxes with junk with this funky Spam t-shirt.
In this modern age of mobile phones, computers, internet and of course fast food, it can’t be mistaken that fast food is always junk food, without fail.
We won’t go into naming names here, but you know the fast food outlets we’re talking about. Its junk food, lets face it. So, therefore, its not food, […]
In this age of glabalisation the term business ethics often seems like an oxymoron (except of course here at Shirthead). This is possibly the only T-shirt that is appropriate for those times.
Possibly one of the most humorously named software products on the market today, Microsoft Works is seen as an oxymoron by many who say it doesn’t.
Combining stylish design, a thought proviking comment and a little bit of politics. Free trade : great oxymorons of our time.