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Archive for June, 2006

My Spouse

( All and Spoof and Myspace )

The ideal gift for the loving partner who spends more time on myspace than they spend in your company: The My Spouse t-shirt.
Giving them this T-shirt might not be enough to tempt them away from the computer and back to the bosom of the family, but it might at least remind you who that […]

My Spruce

( All and Spoof and Myspace and Tree and Christmas )

This T-shirt is possibly the first in history to target the niche market of myspace using aboriculturists, and to be fair we don’t anticipate a flood of competition in this market. Sadly though our love of cheap puns is far greater than our understanding of economics - so here it is: The myspruce […]

Make Poetry History

( Slogan and All and Spoof and Poetry and Make History )

Some causes and worth fighting for, and we believe that the end of poetry world-wide is one of those causes. Did you know that somewhere in the world a child is made to listen to poetry every three seconds. For the sake of that poor child buy this T-shirt. It won’t […]

I Stalk Tom

( All and Spoof and Myspace )

Tom is your friend. He might have 45 million other friends on myspace, but you know you’re special. After all, his other friends don’t peer through his window at night and steal his underwear off the washing line.

You looked hotter on myspace

( All and Spoof and Myspace )

You’d been chatting away to xx$*h0t_g1rl69*$xx for some time now and struck up somewhat of a rapport. So much so in fact you’d decided to meet. And as she squeezes through the double doors of the chic Italian cofee bar you thought you’d impress her with, you wonder what it was that attracted you […]

Hex B89F69

( Geek and All and Hex and Webmaster )

I’m more than a little annoyed with IBM. They’ve made my life a little bit harder.
I’ll explain why.
The majority of IBM employees in the 60s were geeks of gargantuan proportions. Massive be-speckled,  Star Trek debating, quantum physics understanding nerds. This in itself is not a bad thing if it weren’t for their intrinsic inability […]

Fruity

( Slogan and All and Food and Suggestive )

Buying this t-shirt contributes to one piece of your “5-A-Day” fruit and veg intake and contains 100% of your RDA of Vitamin C. Eat heartily my friends. Mmm..juicy t-shirt.

Space Invader - Oh Shit

( Retro and Geek and Gamer and All and Rude )

Ever wondered what goes through the mind of an alien invader just before they are hit with a ground to air missile? Thanks to the marvels of inter-species telepathy and a Space-invader to English translator who happened to be on work experience with us we now know.
This exclusive T-shirt features three Space invaders, […]

General Lee 01

( Retro and All and TV and Dukes of Hazard )

The General Lee was recently voted the coolest car on TV ever, and not without good reason. Not only does it look tough enough to kick the crap out of Mr T in a pub fight, but it was possibly the first cool orange car in history ever.
This T-shirt pays homage to that […]

Glow in the dark Shirthead

This is it. The official shirthead shirt.
He’s a head. He exists predominantly as a two-dimensional, glow-in-the-dark object. A noble life I think you’ll agree, but he seems a little upset doesn’t he? You know why? Because you don’t buy enough of his products. That makes him a sad shirthead.
So why not give a shirthead […]