Every now and again an invention comes along that’s so radical, so revolutionary, so downright awesome that it is included in fruit salad cartons. I’m talking, of course, about the spork. Not the foon, or the splade, not even the knork. No. They are mere pretenders to the hybrid utensil throne.

So if you carry a spork about your person at all times, as I do, then why not get this t-shirt? I’ll leave you with this quote about sporks that sums up my feelings perfectly:

“A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existence. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small.”

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