You’re popular. I mean really popular. Your friends list reads like a who’s who and stretches to hundreds of pages. Even Tom is envious of your popularity, so why hide it?

I am sure many of you only dream about a website as great as myspace which was just dedicated to fish. Just imagine, being about to meet budding new fishy mates, chat to them instantly, view their black and white photo’s which they take on a slant, and even leave tacky witty comments about them.

Well, if indeed this is what you dream about, then help promote this idea and make it a reality*. My Plaice - A place for fish. Get it?

*Note: It is highly unlikely that a website will be made called myplaice, and even if it was, it probably wouldn’t resemble myspace in anyway, at all, ever. Aw, shucks.

Its white, its the Shirthead logo and its a t-shirt, hense the title of this page.

The awesomeness of our logo speaks for itself, need we say more?

While your best mate eats your favourite selection meat and garbage from the local fast food store, instead of politely asking them for a bite, or even better, a meal for yourself too (simply because your too damn skint to afford one yourself) why not ask them for a bit of RSS.

Come on, pass it over. You’ve got the entire selection of RSS feeds from the BBC website, as well as everything Yahoo can chuck at you, so why not ‘ave a bit of theirs too. You’re missing out, as well as them, don’t ask for it, wear it. You’ll be surprised how many post-it-notes get stuck to you while you sit there watching them eat their meal that you’ve only dreamed about buying.

Everyone hates spangly, pointless Flash intros on websites, that’s why the “skip intro” button was created. So why not apply this concept in the real world?

Have an annoying friend/spouse? Purchase them one of these t-shirts and you can save yourself much time and effort on boring conversation.
“I’m sorry I’m going to have to stop you there, my synapses are shutting down” is replaced with a quick prod in the chest, thus less attention is drawn to your dullard mate.

They’ll thank you in the long run.

You’re awesome right? More awesome than google.co.uk? or bbc.co.uk? Damn straight you are! So advertise that fact with this snazzy little number showing that you have achieved the internet Holy Grail that is PageRank 10!

What’s that? PageRank isn’t everything? What the hell do you know!?

My link-backs, you want them.

The truly awesome don’t need to brag. They quietly advertise their awesomeness.

Wear one of these and you’ll notice a change. There’ll be knowing nods at web design conventions, forums the world over will be buzzing with talk of “the one who wears the t-shirt”, ALL women EVERYWHERE will fancy you.

So what are you waiting for? Purchase a t-shirt that bares the “Green bar of eternal hapiness” today!

I often like to wear this t-shirt at social occassions. I take with me a friend who I designate as my “aggregator”. Throughout the evening I whisper XML code in their ear which my friend then passes on to others in a form they can understand. Invariably people then copy what I have said and use it in their own conversations, passing off my ideas as their own, telling my jokes, that sort of thing.

Little do they know I have been feeding them misinformation and thus I get the last laugh. Ha.

RSS based puns. They’re few and far between. We played with a few: “Get of my field of vision you RSS candle!”, “Get bent you worthless RSS heap!”, but we decided to go with a classic. Short, punchy, to the point. Inspired.

Well, you think of a better one…

Spam: Love or hate it, you just have to hate it. Spread the word about spam, but in a way that doesn’t hack off the entire planet by filling their inboxes with junk with this funky Spam t-shirt.