for(int count = 0; count < 1000000000000000000000; count++)
{
Console.Writeline(”Would you like to buy this t-shirt?”);
string answer = Console.ReadLine();

if(answer == “yes I bloody do!”)
Console.Writeline(”Good stuff”);
else
Console.Writeline(”Well why not? It’s perfectly good and sums your existence up completely”);
}

The glider is slowly being adopted an the un-official emblem of the hacker / cracker community.  Shown here in lime green on black, the design is also available in other colour combos, including silver and glow in the dark.
For more about the glider see http://catb.org/hacker-emblem

Whether your in your car wardriving for open networks, or prefer to do your network snooping on foot the same dillemma faces us all: What to wear.

Luckily Shirthead have come to the rescue with a line of T-shirts and accessories designed with Wardrivers and war-walkers in mind. We’ve even included snazzy silver print and glow in the dark logos. There is no excuse for looking shabby when wardriving anymore.

If you’re the type of forum user who just posts random stuff, or replies to threads you don’t really have a clue about, repling with posts such as “I agree with that” and “Likewise”, then this T-shirt is defiantly for you.

You blatantly are only posting those type of posts to get your post count and rank higher, just to beat your knowledgeable friend who actually does know something. Instead of keep posting, buy this T-shirt, let the forum users know, have a laugh, and then walk away from the computer.

While your best mate eats your favourite selection meat and garbage from the local fast food store, instead of politely asking them for a bite, or even better, a meal for yourself too (simply because your too damn skint to afford one yourself) why not ask them for a bit of RSS.

Come on, pass it over. You’ve got the entire selection of RSS feeds from the BBC website, as well as everything Yahoo can chuck at you, so why not ‘ave a bit of theirs too. You’re missing out, as well as them, don’t ask for it, wear it. You’ll be surprised how many post-it-notes get stuck to you while you sit there watching them eat their meal that you’ve only dreamed about buying.

Everyone hates spangly, pointless Flash intros on websites, that’s why the “skip intro” button was created. So why not apply this concept in the real world?

Have an annoying friend/spouse? Purchase them one of these t-shirts and you can save yourself much time and effort on boring conversation.
“I’m sorry I’m going to have to stop you there, my synapses are shutting down” is replaced with a quick prod in the chest, thus less attention is drawn to your dullard mate.

They’ll thank you in the long run.

You’re awesome right? More awesome than google.co.uk? or bbc.co.uk? Damn straight you are! So advertise that fact with this snazzy little number showing that you have achieved the internet Holy Grail that is PageRank 10!

What’s that? PageRank isn’t everything? What the hell do you know!?

My link-backs, you want them.

The truly awesome don’t need to brag. They quietly advertise their awesomeness.

Wear one of these and you’ll notice a change. There’ll be knowing nods at web design conventions, forums the world over will be buzzing with talk of “the one who wears the t-shirt”, ALL women EVERYWHERE will fancy you.

So what are you waiting for? Purchase a t-shirt that bares the “Green bar of eternal hapiness” today!

I often like to wear this t-shirt at social occassions. I take with me a friend who I designate as my “aggregator”. Throughout the evening I whisper XML code in their ear which my friend then passes on to others in a form they can understand. Invariably people then copy what I have said and use it in their own conversations, passing off my ideas as their own, telling my jokes, that sort of thing.

Little do they know I have been feeding them misinformation and thus I get the last laugh. Ha.

RSS based puns. They’re few and far between. We played with a few: “Get of my field of vision you RSS candle!”, “Get bent you worthless RSS heap!”, but we decided to go with a classic. Short, punchy, to the point. Inspired.

Well, you think of a better one…