Spam: Love or hate it, you just have to hate it. Spread the word about spam, but in a way that doesn’t hack off the entire planet by filling their inboxes with junk with this funky Spam t-shirt.

I’m more than a little annoyed with IBM. They’ve made my life a little bit harder.

I’ll explain why.

The majority of IBM employees in the 60s were geeks of gargantuan proportions. Massive be-speckled,  Star Trek debating, quantum physics understanding nerds. This in itself is not a bad thing if it weren’t for their intrinsic inability to get laid. You see this affected the naming process of the numeral system they invented, now known as hexadecimal code.

Hexadecimal is a bastardisation of Latin and Greek. “Hexa” is the Greek for “six” while “decimal” is derived from the Latin for “tenth”. So why didn’t they just use the Latin “sexa” for “six”? Quite simply because this word reminded them of something they’d only read about. It scared them.
And why does this enrage me so? Well, I could’ve written some witty puns on the word “sex”, referring as it does to the act of sexual intercourse. Instead you’ve been subjected to this rather tedious and not entirely accurate history lesson.

In conclusion, buy this t-shirt.

Ever wondered what goes through the mind of an alien invader just before they are hit with a ground to air missile? Thanks to the marvels of inter-species telepathy and a Space-invader to English translator who happened to be on work experience with us we now know.

This exclusive T-shirt features three Space invaders, a player controlled missile launcher a missile and a short pithy slogan that your mother will compain about.

You’ve taken down an entire fleet of Space Invaders and one lone invader remains. Should be easy right?

The last invader was always the toughest. Fuelled by the anger at the death of his fellow invaders, the last invader was fast and mean. Screaming from left to right dropping bombs of the remains of your shelters, the last invader was the utter hard bastard of the Space Invader universe.

How the mighty have fallen. What was once there was a proud warrior making a last pixellated stand is now just an adornment for your T-shirt.

If PacMan affected us as kids we’d all be running around in a dark room, listening to repetive music and munching on magic pills… Hold on a minute!

Retro games icon or early raver - you decide.

This is not just a glow in the dark t-shirt. This is not just a glow in the dark power button, but this t-shirt, in itself, symbolizes hope for man-kind. By seeing this t-shirt worn by someone will make the hair on the back of your neck stand up, when you realise everything that the human race as accomplished so far, everything that we capable of and how far we have come from just humble cave men.

So, by wearing this t-shirt, you will become totally perfect, and totally pure. Possibly even the perfect being of the entire human race. To whomever dares wear this humble t-shirt, we which you good luck and God be with you.