Everyone and their dogs know you on MySpace. You are the friend to have, apart from Tom of course. You are damn cool!

However, when reality hits and you end up standing in the corner of your favourite club drinking your VK, why not instead wear this T-shirt, and walk around loud and proud flaunting yourself at any near-by random people, and see if they recognise you from MySpace. I’m sure they will, honestly…

Does a logo of just three friends not do justice to your awesome friends list? This t-shirt let’s you show off your popularity and gain the respect of those who only have Tom on their friends list. The funky myspace crowd logo is printed in matt silver flex to stand out - just in case anyone was unsure of just how popular you are.

You met her on Myspace and against the odds she was neither a munter, a 12 year old lying about her age, a 40 year old bloke or an undercover policeman. She must be the one.

How though do you take that difficult step towards being more than just online friends? Easy - let your T-shirt break get straight to the point for you. If she turns out to be a bunny boiler after all you can always throw on a jumper!

We just can’t get enough of a rotten pun, and this shirt is no exception. Perfect for the Myspace user who can actually tear themselves away from the computer for long enough to venture outside - or indeed the closet myspace user who picks up wi-fi in their potting shed.

T-shirt reads: Myspades - a place for gardeners

You’re popular. I mean really popular. Your friends list reads like a who’s who and stretches to hundreds of pages. Even Tom is envious of your popularity, so why hide it?

I am sure many of you only dream about a website as great as myspace which was just dedicated to fish. Just imagine, being about to meet budding new fishy mates, chat to them instantly, view their black and white photo’s which they take on a slant, and even leave tacky witty comments about them.

Well, if indeed this is what you dream about, then help promote this idea and make it a reality*. My Plaice - A place for fish. Get it?

*Note: It is highly unlikely that a website will be made called myplaice, and even if it was, it probably wouldn’t resemble myspace in anyway, at all, ever. Aw, shucks.

The ideal gift for the loving partner who spends more time on myspace than they spend in your company: The My Spouse t-shirt.

Giving them this T-shirt might not be enough to tempt them away from the computer and back to the bosom of the family, but it might at least remind you who that stranger is who creeps into bed at 3am.

This T-shirt is possibly the first in history to target the niche market of myspace using aboriculturists, and to be fair we don’t anticipate a flood of competition in this market. Sadly though our love of cheap puns is far greater than our understanding of economics - so here it is: The myspruce T-shirt.

Tom is your friend. He might have 45 million other friends on myspace, but you know you’re special. After all, his other friends don’t peer through his window at night and steal his underwear off the washing line.

You’d been chatting away to xx$*h0t_g1rl69*$xx for some time now and struck up somewhat of a rapport. So much so in fact you’d decided to meet. And as she squeezes through the double doors of the chic Italian cofee bar you thought you’d impress her with, you wonder what it was that attracted you in the first place. Not her taste in music or film. No. It was the fact that she took photos of herself in black lingerie at 45 degree angles in sepia.
But surely this is an infringement of the trade descriptions act!
She sits down.
The mind recoils in horror.
You hurl your mocha-latte-cino at the wall and mutter something about a bag of smashed crabs.

Commemorate the occassion with this shirt.