Ever wondered what goes through the mind of an alien invader just before they are hit with a ground to air missile? Thanks to the marvels of inter-species telepathy and a Space-invader to English translator who happened to be on work experience with us we now know.

This exclusive T-shirt features three Space invaders, a player controlled missile launcher a missile and a short pithy slogan that your mother will compain about.

The General Lee was recently voted the coolest car on TV ever, and not without good reason. Not only does it look tough enough to kick the crap out of Mr T in a pub fight, but it was possibly the first cool orange car in history ever.

This T-shirt pays homage to that fantastic motor. Sporting the General’s famous 01 decal you too will be able to jump small rivers, leaving following police cars to plunge into it’s murky waters*

Available in authentic orange as well as other colours.

*We don’t guarantee this, or in fact accept responsibility for any damage, death or arrest caused by you trying.

You’ve taken down an entire fleet of Space Invaders and one lone invader remains. Should be easy right?

The last invader was always the toughest. Fuelled by the anger at the death of his fellow invaders, the last invader was fast and mean. Screaming from left to right dropping bombs of the remains of your shelters, the last invader was the utter hard bastard of the Space Invader universe.

How the mighty have fallen. What was once there was a proud warrior making a last pixellated stand is now just an adornment for your T-shirt.

If PacMan affected us as kids we’d all be running around in a dark room, listening to repetive music and munching on magic pills… Hold on a minute!

Retro games icon or early raver - you decide.