While your best mate eats your favourite selection meat and garbage from the local fast food store, instead of politely asking them for a bite, or even better, a meal for yourself too (simply because your too damn skint to afford one yourself) why not ask them for a bit of RSS.

Come on, pass it over. You’ve got the entire selection of RSS feeds from the BBC website, as well as everything Yahoo can chuck at you, so why not ‘ave a bit of theirs too. You’re missing out, as well as them, don’t ask for it, wear it. You’ll be surprised how many post-it-notes get stuck to you while you sit there watching them eat their meal that you’ve only dreamed about buying.