Everyone hates spangly, pointless Flash intros on websites, that’s why the “skip intro” button was created. So why not apply this concept in the real world?

Have an annoying friend/spouse? Purchase them one of these t-shirts and you can save yourself much time and effort on boring conversation.
“I’m sorry I’m going to have to stop you there, my synapses are shutting down” is replaced with a quick prod in the chest, thus less attention is drawn to your dullard mate.

They’ll thank you in the long run.